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Peruvian Race
Since y'all are looking for answers to your cultural questions in a comedy blog like this, I assume y'all are kinda dumb, so I made these photo collages to educate you about Peruvian races. We're far more diverse than this, of course, but you wouln't believe how many of us can be easly mistaken for South-Eastern Asians.
Before Europeans brought their stink to our shores, we were already diverse, but we didn't have any white in us. Our whole ethnic groups were mostly dark-skinned and slanted-eyed. They all had black hair as well. Differences included higher/broader cheek-bones or straigth/crooked/thin noses.
Here are a couple of pictures to help you understand. Gotta warn you I'm no Discovery Channel but... Hell! In the Internet era, where LOLcats, twerking and Justin Bieber's tattoos take 95% of people's online cultural research, I AM Discovery Channel. Period. So just sit your ass down and learn-
Chinese Boyband Heartthrob + Native Amazonian girl = Modern Peruvian
Native Andean Farmer + Japanese Queen Amidala = Modern Peruvian
So before all the oversensitive-politically-correct college kids troll me crying "THAT'S RACIST!" (in their best British accent), I remind you we are not as touchy in my country. We call each other names like "Fat ass Black bitch", "Greasy stupid Whitey" or "Workaholic Asian Midget" all the time, and it's actually a friendly thing. It's actually how they checked attendance in my high school (I was "Fucking Arab with Huge Nose", righ after my homeboy "Skinny Indian with Yellow Teeth"
Since I'm Peruvian myself, I can't see anything exotic about us, but I kinda undestand why so many people seem to have a crush on Peruvians lately. After all, if you look at those mixed Peruvian girls above, they are both beyond doable, aren't they?
PS: For those who love staring at hot babes online (pervs!), the first girl above is a young Peruvian actress called Mayra Couto. She's too "nextdoor" for most Peruvians' taste, but white creeps lose their shit for her type (I must confess I do too!) The second girl is a dancer called Karen Dejo. Actually, her dad was a Japanese airforce pilot. And her mom must have been the hottest damn thing on Earth judging by that daughter!
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