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6 Things I Hate about Americans
Everybody hates Americans. That's a fact. There's no question about it. It's like saying- 'Everybody hates Miley Cyrus' twerking' or 'Everybody hates Rebecca Black.' If you actually love one of those things, stop reading- this blog is meant to be read while sober!
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| But if you're sober and u love THIS, you love Americans. |
Although there're lots of nice Americans around, some cultural issues really give me the creeps. Let's see-
06) Americans treat their fucking dogs as people. As rich, important people. Their-fucking-dogs.
Animals deserve affection and care BUT a dog is a dog. They're not children, they're not the same as people, and they're not 'a member of the family.' And next time I hear that, I swear I'll implode on my own liver like a dying star going black hole mode.
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| Who cares about those damn Syrian kids when Fluffy needs a new house? |
05) Americans consider plastic surgery as some sort of 'personal achievement' AND will congratulate each other for new implants or nose jobs.
They'll spend thousands on lifting their ass cheeks, ironing their wrinkles, and supersizing their boobs. AND they'll be seen as 'successful adults' for that. Friends will encourage each other to have lipos and then feel as if they had accomplished something really meaningful.
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| They just forgot to add the duck face. |
04) Americans consider weight loss as some sort of 'personal achievement' AND will congratulate each other for that.
Again, when you measure how valuable you are by how skinny your ass is, dude, you got a problem. I'd rather an obese American happy with their obesity than one feeling worthless because of that. Obesity is a serious health issue and needs to be tackled, but it must not become the ultimate goal of your life.
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| I googled 'American ass' hoping to get Jennifer Lawrence, and I got this. |
03) Americans will demonstrate furiosly for the stupidest things such as legalizing pot or their right to be topless in public.
Three words- First world problem. Seriously, who cares if gays cannot marry or women can't wear slutty miniskirts at the office when there are hungry people out there begging for help? That's one reason why I do not want my country to be that wealthy ever. Wealth goes to your head and you easily forget what is meaningful and worth-fighting for in life. If you wanna smoke pot, go for it! Just don't lobby for the 'right' to do so because no matter how good it feels, it's still a teenage whim and we're adults, right? Grow up! Be embarrased!
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| There's nothing smarter than flashing your boobs to fight the Pentagon's budget. |
02) American women are unbearable feminazis
I'll never forget the day I asked an American girl about her husband. We were talking and I just asked a random question to keep the small talk. She stared at me as if I had shot a baby panda while screaming the N-word and punching Rihana at the same time. And said (the bitch):
-I'm TOO YOUNG to get married. I have more important goals in my life.
(And she droned and droned on how women today study hard, and get masters, Ph.Ds, and yadda yadda.)
The thing is, bitch was 35. Hey, I'm a man and there's no more important goal in my life than caring for my family. My major & my job are just TOOLS to do so. Only feminazis feel insulted when asked about their husbands or kids. And that's what liberals have done to America.
Feminazis are, however, smart women who take no shit from men, just like Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin. OH WAIT...
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| The only good thing about feminists is their parading in hot pants. |
01) African Americans' attitude. Boy: you can't even say 'Hi' to them anymore!
Call a Black American 'nigger' on TV and your career is over. Call White Americans 'crackers' on a loud-speaker (while suggestig to kill White babies before they grow up), and you get away with it. Racism is not 'something evil whites do against powerless poor blacks." It goes both ways. It's actually even more complex than that. They are just people. They shouldn't be allowed to humiliate whites publicly and get away with it. NO ONE should be allowed to display racial hate indeed. We all can do it or no one can. BUT giving a particular race the green light to use slurs while being guaranteed their right not to even be critized is just stupid. I know loads of people who made fun of Reagan, Clinton and Bush. The sort of free spirits that feels entitled to speak their minds (as there must always be.) And now they are afraid to say a word against Obama. Because they don't wanna be called 'racist.' George Bush is depicted as chimp all the time. And the man sucks it up because he knows it's FREE SPEECH. (Fuck! Even George Mothafucking Bush gets it!) But when they depict Michelle Obama as a chimp, bitch won't suck it up. She'll cry racism and make Google take the pics out because of course and fuck you. And this is another thing liberals have done to America.
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| Unrelated but, God, I still see it when I close my eyes. |
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