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Deleting the Svetlana entry. Midnight rant. Whatever.
Hey assheads, remember that entry I wrote about a clueless European girl and her Shakespearesque dilemma on a Peruvian boyfriend? The sweet young lady who wrote a mail so cute I'm convinced she looks like this-
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| I couldn't get one holding a pink puppy. |
Well, that bitch wrote again. This time afraid of her Peruvian salsa dancer finding out she's been asking random Peruvian comedy bloggers about her relationship. So, as much as I hate shutting the fuck up, I must just delete such entry, because I'm still human and don't wanna cause problems to my readers. Especially when they find true love in the arms of an exotic Peruvian stud. What can I say? We are just awesome.
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| Peruvian men- 100% long-term relationship material since 1492. I swear. |
So it's almost 2 am and I'm just sitting to unwind for the first time in a bazillion hours. Did I mention it's Monday early morning? Too tired to write a long/witty entry, too activated to fall asleep. I think I should just write mindlessly about a random topic. Yeah I'll just do exactly what I've been doing since I started this blog anyway.
First, let me ask a couple of questions about shit I don't get about Europeans. Like, why -being so educated- are you guys still dressing like comic con rejects? And I'm not only talking about those Scottish mini skirts, but specifically about men-repellents like this one-
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| Not even Peruvians have such stupid outfits. And we are VERY stupid people. |
I mean, why would someone want to wear an oversized blouse that makes her look like the hybrid between old cleaning lady and Spiderman mask? It's as if you poor thing were kicked out from the comic con for being more pathetic than those nerds dressed as Chewbacca.
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| Even the I-Have-an-Obese-Hamster-on-my-Head Peruvian guy thinks the outfit above is ridiculous. |
Now, take a look at this chick-
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| This is how Europeans smile. |
Mormon Cowgirl + Putin's first school crush + Taylor Swift? Poor thing looks as if her classmates were forcing her to parade dressed as an unnecessarily elaborate Christmas sock. Was it a bet? A game show to win beers for the prom? Take one for the team, babe!
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| Virgin Mary meets Game of Thrones? |
Sunshine, let me tell you something- This Halloween, you can be two things:
a) Medieval Aspie Girl Wearing a Bra-Belt
b) Christmas Handkerchief
You just cannot be both! Either way, bullying is guaranteed.
By the way, how do they bully idiots in Europe? Do they choke them with cheese & wine or just hyper-socialize them to death?
02:35 am and still got a lot to do. Again, I wish I had time to update this blog more often. I wish I wasn't a busy adult. I wish could lay down all day posting shit on my computer like a full-time online pain-in-the-ass with too much free time. Some day!
And Svetlana, you're safe- not posting anything personal here. Your Peruvian crush will never know you so love him so much you can't help googling "How to trick my Peruvian new boyfriend into marriage" on a daily basis. He'll go on with his exotic routine- dancing exotic salsa, eating exotic raw fish, and watching exotically lame soccer into oblivion. And, if you guys never end up together, he'll remember you as that crazy European girl who once groped him on a dance floor. And he'll be happy.
Cheers!
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| This is not such a stupid outfit. And she's flexible as hell. |
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